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Joke #225

Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are in the divorce court. "Mickey", the judge says, "I'm sorry. I can't grant you a divorce on the grounds of insanity. Minnie seems quite sane to me."

"I didn't say she was insane", exclaims Mickey. "I said she was fucking Goofy."

Type: Pun