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Joke #165

My little daughter came to me all excited, saying "Daddy! Daddy! Guess how old I'll be in June!" "Oh I don't know princess, why don't you tell me?" I said. She gave me a huge smile and held up four fingers. It's now three hours later, police have joined in and she still won't say where she got them.

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